Ding-dong the witch is dead sure, but where's he been?

And thanks to the good folks at iPhone, we have been able to track down some of Osama's most recent whereabouts.

So here are the top 10 places Osama bin Laden has been hiding since Sept. 11, 2001.

Bin Laden's been ...

10. Under that proverbial rock on the latest Geico commercial.

9. Marooned on the island, trying to decide between Ginger and Mary Ann.

8. Working as a roadie for Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga.

7. Secretly working out to succeed Curtis Painter as Peyton Manning's back-up.

6. Somewhere in the world, accompanied of course, by Waldo and Carmen Sandiego.

5. Tutoring Charlie Sheen on how to win friends and influence people. Duh, losing!

4. Chillin' at the Tora Bora tanning salon.

3. Auditioning for the new bio-pic film, "The Joaquin Phoenix Story."

2. Stuck in the drive-through, trying to get waited on at the Greencastle Sonic.

1. Just back from six years working in Fillmore.