... and I feel fine? Yeah, why not?

Of course, I don't really think the Mayans believed the world was going to end on Dec. 21, 2012 (although that wasn't what they called it), they just figured they had 1,500 years or so to update the calendar so they moved on to other tasks.

All the same, it's been a good outlet for my dark sense of humor recently -- as if I needed another reason to make tasteless jokes.

By the way, my 2-year-old son is learning the words to this song. I'm not sure if that makes me an awesome or terrible father.