To the Editor:
Please bear with me.
Picture this ... the world is turning at all times. It is full of corruption, lies, slander, stalking and general meanness. These people pick fellow members of the human race to "pick on," and it becomes an addiction.
If it is done for a little while it then becomes a necessary thing for living. Meanwhile the brunt of their meanness continues to eat at the victims until they start doing the same thing.
Now the world is continuing to turn and the Big Boss upstairs continues to love all of the "Christians" who continue their church-going and lies thinking they are smart enough to fool everyone.
But hark, this Big Boss, Who created all things, loves all things and knows all things is getting pretty tired of all this.
The world has turned its full circle and the day has come for atoning for all this, but it is too late. There is so much meanness and corruption hanging on everyone's tails they can't go up with the Big Boss; they are weighted down and can't go anywhere but down.
I hear it's hot as hell down there.
P.S. If you have any questions or comments, please don't call me -- look it up in the big book THE HOLY BIBLE. Every answer we need is in it.